My brother called me at one o'clock. The conversation, in its entirety:
brother: I think I'm turning scene.
bj: What? Why?
brother: I'm wearing a black zip-up hoodie, black jeans, a black t-shirt, and I just bought a pair of black Converse.
bj: Okay.
brother: I'm seriously worried.
bj: As long as you don't start wearing eyeliner, I think we'll be
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